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I have succumb to the pressure of the internet and have included an About Us page. Frankly I don’t really care to talk about myself but it seems people need to know I am not another idiot with a website.

I don’t want to turn this into a diploma measuring contest but… graduating from <Insert Fancy College name here> with a degree in <something plausible but VERY smart sounding> surely trumps those other faceless internet pseudo-marketers.

– To summarize (and I know you are reading this because I used some nice bolding and one of those dash things at the beginning) I have raised countless millions of dollars online for my clients. More importantly they have used that money to make the world a slightly better place to live. While the preceding comment was almost vomit-inducing it is most certainly the reason I get up in the morning (other than needing to go to the bathroom).

** Just for clarification, and the excuse to use not one, but TWO asterisks… I have been raising money online for nonprofits for almost 18 years. Working across all major verticals and even some weird small ones has given me a depth of knowledge not generally available in the market. While blending my tech background with the years of fundraising I have been lucky enough to really make a difference in the lives of my clients.

I know all that sounds pretty awesome but to be absolutely clear, this website is only to be used a resource where I can share my successes and failures over the years and keep you up to date of what is going on in nonprofit fundraising. I am NOT available for consulting or job opportunities ( please wipe the tears from your eyes before continuing, its embarrassing) but I am committed to sharing what I know without charge or expectation. If you want to high-five me I will take that under consideration on a case-by-case basis.